ICE
Come join us in ICE
You needn’t play nice!
Take out your frustrations
On folks from other nations!
Forget past rebuffs
We’ll give you handcuffs!
Don’t even think twice
Come join us in ICE!
Come join us in ICE
Make them pay the price!
We know that you’re bitter
You said so on twitter
Before it went X —
You might finally have sex!
Is that enough to entice?
Come join us in ICE!
Stephen Brooke ©2025
were I more ambitious I could expand this into a song though I don't normally do topical